Standard Liege 2-3 Arsenal
It might be that now, just maybe… we are off the hook with the Football Gods for Eduardo’s dive. We’ll see.
Do you still not believe? When Eduardo dived against Celtic, I warned you that it meant a spell of bad luck would be upon us. Did I not? And you can be damn certain that’s what we got. Let’s review, shall we?
- Eduardo dives, we win against Celtic
- Cesc gets his hamstring done and misses the trip to Manchester United
- Eduardo to face charges for diving
- Eboue dives at Old Trafford Nevermind that happens all the time
- We had Red Devils on the ropes in Old Trafford, but it all went suddenly to shit
- We lose Arshavin for three matches
- We lose Djourou for the season
- We get tossed in Man City by none other than Emmanuel Adebayor
- We go down 2-0 to Standard Liege in the opening 5 minutes of the match
And then… you could just hear it on the wind… the Football Gods whispered… “Had enough?” With their thumb held above us, ready to crush us again if we were to give the wrong answer. We appropriately folded our tails between our legs and averted our eyes, and the Football Gods vanished… allowing us to get on with it.
And we did. And it was good. Not great, but good. Just before the half, Niklas Bendtner knocked us one in to which the announcer started yelling “It’s an equalizer! Arsenal have now equalized!” To which his producer whispered in his ear, “It’s 2-1 you fucking knob.” But luck was with us, as Thomas Vermaelen then managed to toe-tap one after it caromed off Song’s arm. His arm was out, so I think it probably shouldn’t have counted. But who the fuck am I to question the Football Gods who are now snugly entrenched in our camp? Then, as if to punctuate everything I’m trying to say, they rolled the ball in front of the man who started this whole bad mojo episode… and Eduardo put us ahead with less than ten minutes to go. We played kickball for the remainder and took home the points. Mission accomplished, and back in the good graces of the Gods of Football. Let us not piss them off again. Ever. Do you hear me Eboue? Stay on your feet.
So, as a first test… we’ll see what happens when we get Wigan at the weekend. They’re basically on the same record as us, two slots back, but without deity intervention. So, we should have this in the bag. But, you never know. I’m calling this one 3-1 for the Arsenal.







We’ve been pretty ineffectual thus far. I can’t decide if it’s down to our lack of effort or City’s ability to keep us out of the box. The clock reads 53:00, we’re down 1-0, but TR7 has just arrived on the scene and it seems like there could be a turn in the tide.